These are my multitudes

Animals are divided into (a) those that belong to the Emperor, (b) embalmed ones, (c) those that are trained, (d) suckling pigs, (e) mermaids, (f ) fabulous ones, (g) stray dogs, (h) those that are included in this classification, (i) those that tremble as if they were mad, ( j) innumerable ones, (k) those drawn with a very fine camel’s hair brush, (l) others, (m) those that have just broken a flower vase, (n) those that resemble flies from a distance. (Borges 1966, p. 108)


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I read this at 4am and it was hilarious, so….here’s hoping you’re in the same situation.

I read this at 4am and it was hilarious, so….here’s hoping you’re in the same situation.



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“ The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. John Steinbeck, writing about love.

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Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to search your MP3 player for pirated content

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I 100% love everything about this video, from the music, the hipster laser color leggings, and the fact that she’s alone in an enormous warehouse, but the dancing is what really makes my heart sing.  I am 100% serious, and now I can do 89% of it.



The Poster Every Parent Should Show Their Kids

Men can stop rape



Calculus makes me cry, all day every day, but so did programming. So I’ll just keep at it until the magical switch when it becomes fun all day every day.


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My Love Life

  • Person: So would you maybe like to get coffee somet--
  • Me: GET AWAY FROM ME I'M NOT READY TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE FIFTEEN CHILDREN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, WHAT IF YOU HATE MY STUPID HOBBIES AND I NEGLECT YOU FOR MY WORK AND WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE CATS, I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH COMMITMENT FOR ME
  • Person: ... D:


warmbreathandascream asked: It's not from a movie, it's from a Tom & Jerry episode called Springtime for Thomas from 1946

Oh!  Thanks! I was just wondering because I saw a movie when I was a little kid that was about a sexy white cat, and a male love interest orange tabby and an evil black cat.  I only have a very very hazy memory of a nightclub scene where a cat was singing in a swanky jazz club and then the lights go out and when they come up she’s murdered or gone or something.  Anyway I’ve been looking for it for about 18 years, and I had hopes this was it…thanks anyway!


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Anyone know what movie this is from?????

Anyone know what movie this is from?????

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