These are my multitudes

Animals are divided into (a) those that belong to the Emperor, (b) embalmed ones, (c) those that are trained, (d) suckling pigs, (e) mermaids, (f ) fabulous ones, (g) stray dogs, (h) those that are included in this classification, (i) those that tremble as if they were mad, ( j) innumerable ones, (k) those drawn with a very fine camel’s hair brush, (l) others, (m) those that have just broken a flower vase, (n) those that resemble flies from a distance. (Borges 1966, p. 108)


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Reblogged from thelolgifs
morefoolsthanwise:

chrissharkz:

push-up-bras-and-boxer-briefs:

fighting-naked:

tyleroakley:

baldurboo:

crisscockfer:

headmasterzefron:

little-hansel:

thatbritishsmile:

spiceysteel:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

messiahofmirth:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

i want to ride it around

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

what the fuck is that

DA FUQ IS DAT?

OMFG what even is that?

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THAT?!?!?!?
WTF is that

morefoolsthanwise:

chrissharkz:

push-up-bras-and-boxer-briefs:

fighting-naked:

tyleroakley:

baldurboo:

crisscockfer:

headmasterzefron:

little-hansel:

thatbritishsmile:

spiceysteel:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

messiahofmirth:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

i want to ride it around

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

what the fuck is that

DA FUQ IS DAT?

OMFG what even is that?

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THAT?!?!?!?

WTF is that

(Source: thelolgifs)

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